I am supremely sorry to bring you guys such terrible news, but the end times are coming. Whether you are a hardcore Romeroian who believes that the zombies will be slow-moving undead that can only be sent back to the grave with a shot to the brain or if you're more keen on the fast-moving plague victims from "28 Days Later", you have to realize that the zombie apocalypse is surely near. "Zombie fever" may just be a phrase indicating fandom of the genre, but soon it will mean that the pits of Hades are full and the dead now walk the earth. So which zombie t-shirts would suit you best? I think it may have something to do with what type of survivor you'll be.
The first type of survivor is the Runner. The Runner never sits still, and dares anyone to try and keep up with them. They move from town to town, stealing gas and vehicles along the way. When they Runner encounters a huge mob of the living dead, they do not try any heroic feats of combat...they just run. Runners have a high success rate of survival, but are very likely to go mad from constant paranoia and sleep deprivation. Everyone has to sleep sometime, right? The best zombie t-shirts for Runners are the shirts that say things like, "Warning: In Case Of Zombie Apocalypse, I Will Trip You."
The second type of survivor is known as "The Governor." The Governor is a person who uses the extreme circumstances that surround a zombie apocalypse as a means to manipulate, control, and own other people. This is not someone who has other people's best interests at heart. No, the Governor likes to make people do what he wants merely by the force of his so-called "protection". Feed people like this to the undead and your own survival chances will be much improved. The best zombie t-shirts for the Governor should be whichever ones let the rest of the world know what a jerk they are.
Finally, let's talk about a survivor type that you definitely do NOT want to come across. These are the Leeches. Leeches are spineless creatures that will suck the blood from you before the zombies ever have a chance. They cannot fend for themselves and tend to rely on stronger people for everything. Your best bet is to take these useless cowards by the scruff of the neck and use them as bait while you beat a hasty retreat when things get rough. These worthless fools have no chance of survival, and may cost you your own life if you allow them to latch onto you. They'll likely be wearing zombie t-shirts with Garfield, or something, on them.
There are, of course, lots more examples of survivor types out there. You may not even be able to judge them accurately by their zombie t-shirts, especially once they become sufficiently covered in gore and zombie pieces. A good rule of thumb is to avoid anyone with a chainsaw and find a gun as soon as possible. A melee weapon wouldn't hurt too much either. Nor would a riot shield.
The first type of survivor is the Runner. The Runner never sits still, and dares anyone to try and keep up with them. They move from town to town, stealing gas and vehicles along the way. When they Runner encounters a huge mob of the living dead, they do not try any heroic feats of combat...they just run. Runners have a high success rate of survival, but are very likely to go mad from constant paranoia and sleep deprivation. Everyone has to sleep sometime, right? The best zombie t-shirts for Runners are the shirts that say things like, "Warning: In Case Of Zombie Apocalypse, I Will Trip You."
The second type of survivor is known as "The Governor." The Governor is a person who uses the extreme circumstances that surround a zombie apocalypse as a means to manipulate, control, and own other people. This is not someone who has other people's best interests at heart. No, the Governor likes to make people do what he wants merely by the force of his so-called "protection". Feed people like this to the undead and your own survival chances will be much improved. The best zombie t-shirts for the Governor should be whichever ones let the rest of the world know what a jerk they are.
Finally, let's talk about a survivor type that you definitely do NOT want to come across. These are the Leeches. Leeches are spineless creatures that will suck the blood from you before the zombies ever have a chance. They cannot fend for themselves and tend to rely on stronger people for everything. Your best bet is to take these useless cowards by the scruff of the neck and use them as bait while you beat a hasty retreat when things get rough. These worthless fools have no chance of survival, and may cost you your own life if you allow them to latch onto you. They'll likely be wearing zombie t-shirts with Garfield, or something, on them.
There are, of course, lots more examples of survivor types out there. You may not even be able to judge them accurately by their zombie t-shirts, especially once they become sufficiently covered in gore and zombie pieces. A good rule of thumb is to avoid anyone with a chainsaw and find a gun as soon as possible. A melee weapon wouldn't hurt too much either. Nor would a riot shield.
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