Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Q: How can you tell a Mexican cock sucker? A: He's the one spitting feathers.
Q: What do you call a group of stoned Mexicans? A: Baked beans.
Q: When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits? A: His lawn mower.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican lesbian? A: She loved men.
Q: Why is the average age of the Mexican army, 40? A: Because they take 'em right out of high school!
Q: Whats the definition of a Mexican Slut? A: Frito Lay.
Q: What's the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.
Q: What do you call a Mexican queer? A: A senor eater.
Q: There is a bus full of Mexicans, Who's driving? A: Boarder Patrol.
Q: Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? A: Because it's probably your bike.
Q: What do a Mexican and a sperm have in common? A: Only one out of a million work.
Q: Why did the Mexican cross the road? A: To get from abco to the orange groves.
Q: How do 3 Mexicans cross the Rio Grand? A: One swims and the other two walked on the dead fish.
Q: What do a Mexican and a skunk have in common? A: There both black and white and they both smell.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a dumb blonde? A: A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
Q: How does a Mexican count? A: "1, 2, 3, another, another, another...."
Q: What do you call An Mexican with a dog ? A: A vegetarian !
Q: What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges.
Q: What do you call a Mexican sky diver? A: Instant air pollution.
Q: What do you call a Taco with a food stamp inside it? A: A Mexican fortune cookie.
Q: How can you tell a Mexican cock sucker? A: He's the one spitting feathers.
Q: What do you call a group of stoned Mexicans? A: Baked beans.
Q: When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits? A: His lawn mower.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican lesbian? A: She loved men.
Q: Why is the average age of the Mexican army, 40? A: Because they take 'em right out of high school!
Q: Whats the definition of a Mexican Slut? A: Frito Lay.
Q: What's the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.
Q: What do you call a Mexican queer? A: A senor eater.
Q: There is a bus full of Mexicans, Who's driving? A: Boarder Patrol.
Q: Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? A: Because it's probably your bike.
Q: What do a Mexican and a sperm have in common? A: Only one out of a million work.
Q: Why did the Mexican cross the road? A: To get from abco to the orange groves.
Q: How do 3 Mexicans cross the Rio Grand? A: One swims and the other two walked on the dead fish.
Q: What do a Mexican and a skunk have in common? A: There both black and white and they both smell.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a dumb blonde? A: A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
Q: How does a Mexican count? A: "1, 2, 3, another, another, another...."
Q: What do you call An Mexican with a dog ? A: A vegetarian !
Q: What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges.
Q: What do you call a Mexican sky diver? A: Instant air pollution.
Q: What do you call a Taco with a food stamp inside it? A: A Mexican fortune cookie.
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