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Monday, 2 January 2012

The Easiest Way To Be More Hip

By Jerry Hipster


Purchase a 10 speed bike

Purchase an old 10 speed bike. Confirm it's 1985 or before. If you need to go extra cool guy you can take off the handle bars and put on regular bars. You Do Not even need to ride the bike. If you can just use it as prop and rest it against your house. Makes a great conversation piece when you have pals over and drink the cheapest beer you'll be able to find.

Grow a mustache

There is nothing actually more hip than growing a mustache. Chicks dig it and nothings says you're a hip more than a mustache. You can groom the ends and carry around a hip small brush to keep it tight.

Collect old records

Go to thrift stores and buy old records like the Led Zepplin or Janice Joplin. You do not even need to like the music your buying. Find a milk crate and and fill it up with old records. You can continue to hum your favourite Justin Timberlake song when nobody is looking but fill up that crate.

Buy a automobile with a T top

A bit overboard but if you can afford it you should purchase an old car with a t-top. Ideally with an Eagle on the hood. If you can't afford that then you might want to buy an old Vespa. Don't worry if the Vespa doesn't run, you can park it next to your bike and you will still be loads more hip than your neighbors.

Lease or purchase a loft

If you don't have a loft in your town then move to Portland or Seattle. Imagine how chill your ten speed and Vespa would look inside your Portland or Seattle House. Check out hip web sites which will feature such unique properties to find your Portland or Seattle lofts for sale.

Raise chickens

I have seen lots of folks in the city raising chickens. If you have got a small yard area put up a coop and get about 6 chickens. Worry about your cholesterol and the way to consume your 5 dozen eggs a week after you get setup. The locals will either love you or hate you.

Buy a Goat

I haven't seen this one yet in the city but I've heard people talking about it. Beat out all the hip people and be the first to have an in town goat. I've seen some hip ster change their gas grass-cutters into electrical but I'm yet to see the 1st goat to cut the turf. Get a goat, do not be scared.




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