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Thursday, 20 October 2011

Funny Jokes To Make You Grin

By Jayne Reisyelp


In times of despair, desertion and struggles in life we usually find jokes as a momentarily relief of making our life less complicated, happier and lighter. The majority of the time funny jokes reduce our stress because infrequently we have a tendency to forget how life is pretty and suggestive. There isn't any harm on making funny jokes and laughing with it, laughter is definitely the best medication right? A writer further said that "The most wasted day is that in which we've not laughed". So why don't we put a smile on our everyday life. There isn't any better way to pass our free time by sharing funny jokes with our relatives and buddies, definitely an one method of bonding. Humour is one of God's best gifts, so why don't you use it for lighter purpose. These are some funny jokes that I can share.

These mathematical equations are definitely true:

Smart Man plus Smart Girl = Love

Smart Man plus Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man plus Smart Lady = Affair

Dumb Man plus Dumb Woman = Wedding

Smart Boss plus Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss plus Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Supervisor and Smart Worker = Promotion

Dumb Boss and Dumb Employee = Overtime

Here's a very good one.

Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?

Husband: It isn't my fault...I ran out of money.

You will find this one funny.

Two inebriated men driving on their way home.

The 1st started to yell on the other one and related" John, look out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaaa!! Boooom! They hit the wall. Then the day after they awakened at the surgery and the 1st man asked his buddy John, You idiot! You good for nothing, I've been hollering the entire time at you to look out for the wall why did you not? John answered him: Moron! IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!

Here's another one

A spook walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a pitcher of Whiskey.

The barkeeper says "Sorry we do not serve spirits after 11"

So when you feel a dearth of laughter, why not share and hear some funny jokes with your mates and laugh as much as your are able to. We homo sapiens have the ability of delivering certain funny jokes that may make the atmosphere more delightful and laughable. Be yourself and follow your thoughts. You might be stunned; the jokes will just roll off your mouth.

Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

In periods of despair, desertion and struggles in life we customarily find jokes as a briefly relief of making our life simpler, happier and lighter. The majority of the time funny jokes reduce our stress because often we tend to forget how life is lovely and significant. There's no harm on making funny jokes and laughing with it, laughter is indeed the best medication right? A writer said that "The most wasted day is that in which we've not laughed". So why don't we put a grin on our everyday life. There's no better way to pass our free time by sharing funny jokes with our friends and family, definitely an one technique of bonding. Humour is one of God's best gifts, so why don't you use it for lighter purpose. Here are some funny jokes that I can share.

These mathematical equations are definitely true:

Smart Man plus Smart Lady = Love

Smart Man and Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man plus Smart Girl = Affair

Dumb Man plus Dumb Woman = Wedding

Smart Chief and Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss and Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Director plus Smart Worker = Promotion

Dumb Administrator plus Dumb Worker = Overtime

Here's a very good one.

Wife: What do you mean by coming back home half drunk?

Husband: It isn't my fault...I ran out of money.

You'll find this one hilarious.

Two bladdered men driving on their way home.

The first started to scream on the other one and said" John, watch out for the wall, keep an eye out for the waaaaaa!! Boooom! They hit the wall. Then the following day they woke up at the infirmary and the first man asked his buddy John, You fool! You good for nothing, I've been howling the whole time at you to watch out for the wall why did you not? John answered him: Moron! IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!

Here's another one

A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a glass of Whiskey.

The bartender asserts "Sorry we do not serve spirits after 11"

So when you feel a lack of laughter, why not share and hear some funny jokes with your friends and laugh as much as you can. We humans have the capability of delivering certain funny jokes which will make the atmosphere more enjoyable and laughable. Be yourself and. Follow your thoughts. You might be surprised; the jokes will just roll off your mouth.




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